My Continuing Education

I was eating dinner the other night and had to laugh at myself for the way in which I was doing it. I realized I had acquired a new skill and thought it would be interesting to list the top 10 things I've learned since becoming a Mom. :-)

1. How to eat with my left hand

2. How to eat with a baby in one arm

3. How to eat with a baby in one arm while feeding her a bottle

4. How to eat with a baby in one arm while feeding her a bottle and cutting meat for James all at the same time

5. Nuggets can be dipped in anything

6. I can eat Macaroni and Cheese daily without getting tired of it

7. How to survive a waffle phase by cleverly passing off boxed pancake batter as a fresh homemade waffle

8. Recycling left over food by mixing it in with other left over food creates a new and exciting menu option

9. Vitamins go down easier if you call them candy

10. I will never make peace with laundry